Kafka - I Woke Up Like This tee (men's)

$28.00

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Rough Morning
I know what you're thinking. "How long did it take you to get ready this morning?" Truth is, I woke up like this. Honest to God. I know it looks like I must have spent hours growing this armor-plated back. And that domelike brown belly, divided perfectly into arched segments, doesn't just "happen." But I'm telling you, it does. I guess I'm just lucky like that.

But don't worry, even I have my bad mornings. Sometimes you just have a "bad antennae day." And sometimes my numerous legs, which I grew overnight, get crushed under the weight of my comparatively massive body. Mondays, amiright??

Our supersoft cotton/poly blend crewneck has a regular fit, meaning not loose but not "body hugging" slim. If you prefer a baggy fit, consider ordering a size up. Please note: This blend will shrink about 10% in a hot dryer.

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