Women's Kafka Tee
I know what you're thinking. "How long did it take you to get ready this morning?" Truth is, I woke up like this. Honest to God. I know it looks like I must have spent hours growing this armor-plated back. And that domelike brown belly, divided perfectly into arched segments, doesn't just "happen." But I'm telling you, it does. I guess I'm just lucky like that.
But don't worry, even I have my bad mornings. Sometimes you just have a "bad antennae day." And sometimes my numerous legs, which I grew overnight, get crushed under the weight of my comparatively massive body. Mondays, amiright??
This cotton/poly scoopneck is specially designed for a woman. It's slim fitting, long and the lightweight fabric allows for stretch. If you prefer a more casual fit, please order a size up. Please note: This blend will shrink about 10% in a hot dryer.