Dance Like Russia Isn't Watching Tee (men's)

$28.00

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I tell you what, there's only one way to live this life. You've got to love like you'll never be hurt. Sing like there's nobody listening. And dance like Russia isn't watching.

What I'm saying is, give it all you've got. Don't worry about about the consequences. Or what other people might be thinking. Or the fact that the Kremlin has bugged your hotel room with secret cameras so that they could blackmail you after you become President of the United States. Just go for it!

Don't forget: You only go around this crazy merry-go-round once! And Vladimir Putin will be right there on the horse next to you, watching.

This supersoft cotton/poly blend crewneck has a regular fit, meaning not loose but not "body hugging" slim. If you prefer a baggy fit, consider ordering a size up. Please note: This blend will shrink about 10% in a hot dryer.

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